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burn away little tubes
May 12th, 2022 @ 5:42 pm
after almost a decade of saying it (and only a decade-ish left of ovulating), i’m finally taking the plunge to do away with my useless fallopian tubes. i just spoke to my insurance and because it’s a preventative service, it’s covered 100%.
i am so freaking hyped, especially bc this absolute SHITE country is run by old white men telling me what to do with my body. if i am going to be denied abortive services, then i shall get to the root of the problem. fuck these fertile little eggs trying to turn into smol people (although who knows how viable they even still are at my age, but with my luck, they’re probably fine).
i can’t wait to schedule this appointment.
TO THE GYNO WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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i’m gonna need a “fallopian free” shirt to celebrate.