December 21st, 2020 @ 11:47 am
“Gwen Stefani has released a new single called “Let Me Reintroduce Myself,” which has the same homecoming energy as the Cars’ “Hello Again”” – [writer on vulture]
listen, i love the shit out of ndxgwen, but this is absolutely not anything like “hello again”… as a massive fan of the cars, this irritated me so badly that i am now in defensive mode, lol.
energy wise, style wise, just overall, the mention of “hello again” attached to this song is insulting. warhol would scoff at this watered down bullshit. the energy of this song is tepid AF. this song sounds like the recycled chorus of sparkle.
this is a horrible attempt at doing something without no doubt (i swear they don’t fux with her anymore bc of that country bumpkin – esp tony bc blakey poo is a hunter of animals) and at a clearly uninspired time in her life. she’s basically only doing the voice (zzz who cares?), christmas music and blake as her career. wtf is this shite? this feels like those weird two songs she did that she basically erased from her own history a few years back.
the fact that you even had to put out an entire song talking about how you’re still relevant means you are in fact, not. if you were the original you, you wouldn’t be a plastic version of what you once were.
ma’am, you are irritating all of your real fans, cut the shit.
in case you want to listen to this monstrosity: click here. i’m not even embedding this crud.