June 16th, 2022 @ 4:56 pm

dudes seem to keep trimming their body hair, which is fine, but like… i kinda miss happy trails. it’s like a long, sexy, landing strip leading to the pot o gold.

nothing better than a happy trail on a toned tummy.

random thoughts with a horny goon.

January 27th, 2018 @ 10:21 am

i have no idea why i waited so long to do this, but i finally just figured out how to cut my starbucks drink price in half.

if you too drink iced lattes, and unknowingly have been suffering from overpaying the man, read on and thank me later.  if you’re a regular coffee drinker, i guess you’re already paying a decent price.

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September 5th, 2013 @ 12:37 pm

i know, i know… twice in one week that i’m posting about food, BUT i had a weird ass/trippy dream from eating this (plus it was fucking delicious).

so i always buy these jammies, my boyfriend’s mother always has these in the kitchen inventory, so i started buying them.

so on one of those:

• ricotta cheese
• fresh ground black pepper
• roasted peppers
• baby spinach
• honey balsamic dressing (lightly applied)

oh. em. gee.

DOOOOOO IT.

oh yeah, i don’t remember too much from my dream.  i do remember something about ghosts or invisible demons, and after i woke up at 6:30AM, i fell back to sleep briefly.  during that small window of time before waking up, i remember looking down at a winding staircase like in my office building at work and the entire thing was spinning.  every floor was rotating, it was so cool.

September 4th, 2013 @ 11:06 am

i usually never give enough of a shit about food to talk about it, but some shit just can’t be unspoken of.  including my late night snack, last night… i made a bowl of honey bunches of oats with the following things last night, and it was heavenly:

frozen blueberries, almond milk (i wish i had vanilla on hand, but i had original), and cinnamon.

DO IT.

most importantly, i didn’t feel like a fatty afterwards! 😀