chill, dawg.
September 27th, 2015 @ 11:13 pm
my neighbor’s dog has no chill… he had a messy poop and homedude in my building was trying to catch it in a bag… and didn’t do a very good job of it…
BARF.
i’m sure that’s not normal dog owner behavior, but still, the idea of having to pick up warm/fresh poo… fuckkkkkkk outta hea.
dogs remind me of small children. stinky, noisy, needy and constantly pooping. i don’t want to have any responsibility for anyone’s fresh poop, but my own.
i’m completely happy with oscy just going in his litter box, doing his thing, and covering it. i don’t smell it, i get rid of it before it’s a smell issue, it’s covered in litter so it’s not fresh or creepy… i don’t have to take him out in bad weather, i don’t have to walk him around, or battle with him to go, it’s great.
also: he barely makes noise, he doesn’t chew up belongings, he rarely farts, he doesn’t drool, he doesn’t jump on me… it’s great.
i don’t think i’ll ever be a dog person.
or a kid person.
gross.
i love how independent cats are… smart cookies!